Emergency chocolate
For immediate relief of: chocolate cravings, lovesickness, exam pressure, mild anxiety and extreme hunger.
Directions for use: Tear open wrapper, break off desired dosage, and consume. Alternatively massage into the affected area. Repeat dosage as required until finished. If symptoms persist consult your local confectioner.
Doctor, doctor, please refill my prescription!
ReplyDeleteI'd need a refill too often... hahaha
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